haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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