I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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