It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
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We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
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i think im in europe. pls send help
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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