I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
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How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
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I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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