remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
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You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
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Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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