Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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