if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
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he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
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blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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