I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
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