When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
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We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
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sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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