I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
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I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
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Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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