I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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