I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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