Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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