Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
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When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
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The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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