you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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