what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
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My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
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I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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