birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
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