We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
not ubering you a puppy
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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