Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
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I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
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Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Damn victory sex feels great
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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