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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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