That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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