I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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