Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
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I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
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I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
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PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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