I wish I only lived at night.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
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I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
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Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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