I should be sponsored by Trojan
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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