He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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