I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
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Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
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Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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