normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
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I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
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He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I want a musical about memes.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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