actually, I'm a sock model
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Drake has all the answers
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
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