If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I fill condoms, not promises.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
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