New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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