Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
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