then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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