he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I don't think brook has ever known best
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
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Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
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Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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