so that wasnt chicken after all
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
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