I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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