If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Randomize
