: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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