went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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