did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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