Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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