return my video game
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
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I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
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Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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