so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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