Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
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You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
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Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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