is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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