Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
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I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
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I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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