Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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