you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
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who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
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yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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