I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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