I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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