Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
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He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
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Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
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