she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
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Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
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he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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