think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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