It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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