Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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