You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
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Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
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Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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