the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
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does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
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After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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