i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
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