Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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