anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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